Super Justice Squad! Part 3: With a Vengeance!

Author: Buffylavalamp

Date: April 10, 2005

by Buffylavalamp
4-10-05
Later, at the SJS HQ...
Look, you're name isn't "Gary." We know you're Jesus Lad and you can't be in the Super Justice Squad!
Come on, Captain Pennypants! You need me! I'll be great!
But you have no powers! All you do is hang there nailed to a stick while dying! What good is that?
I can make villains feel sorry for me, then bleed into their eyes so they can't see you coming!
Goodbye, Jesus Lad.
You'll regret this, Pennypants! You'll be sorry!