The Secret Origin of... CAPTAIN PENNYPANTS!

Author: Buffylavalamp

Date: April 14, 2005

by Buffylavalamp
4-14-05
Many moons ago...
Hello, Captain! What can we get for you today?
I'd like a bacon burger combo with Coke, please.
Would you like the only pair of magical power pants in the world for only a penny more?
I really shouldn't, but sure.
Huh. That's actually kind of lame.
Cool.