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by Bunc
10-07-07
Hello-o?
Hello? Please! ...
aw come on Dad .. I said I was sorry. can I get down and play now please?
No

 

by Bunc
10-07-07
The Traffic was nose to tail...
Hey !!!......
What?
Get your F'ing nose out of my tail!

 

by Bunc
10-15-07
The traffic was still not moving...
If this traffic doesnt move soon we will never get to my mothers...
Ok Whats so funny?

 

by Bunc
10-15-07
I will give you one wish...
Dammit !!

 

by Bunc
10-20-07
Over at Joan Dense's house..
I can't think of any more profile names. I have used so many.
What about something like .. er The Click Bomb Queen?
Et tu Brutus?
Shit ...I've just click bombed our account by mistake!

 

by Bunc
10-20-07
...he went and click bombed our own account and then I had to appeal and write lots of posts to my friends at the forum......
I wish that bus would come...
...and you know I am so popular over there that I often have to use different names just to give others a chance..
...maybe I could just pretend to have a heart attack...

 

by Bunc
10-20-07
Over at CyberNat Central...
How many grievances have we tweeted about today?
I think thats eight so far Nicola.
Only eight? This is not good enough!
We could always blame the lack of grievances today on westminster!

 

by Bunc
10-20-07
Joan has hired Eric to help with her Forum activity...
These are copies of my replies this month to questions at the adsense help forum
It must have taken ages to think of all those replies!
Not really... They all say "Check the Adsense TOS"
What a loon tune

 

by Bunc
10-20-07
Joan shows Eric her domain name empire....
..and these are reciepts for all the domains I have registered and parked..
I guess you must have the market cornered pretty much then?
Sure do. I have registered everything from asshole1.com through to asshole999999.com
So I guess that means your a complete asshole then?

 

by Bunc
10-20-07
I think we maybe made a mistake clickbombing that last site...
What makes you think that?
Well did you actually read any of it before you clickbombed them?
No. You just said to watch for posts with a web address and click the f**ck out of them...
Over at web-enforcement-inc.blogspot.com "Mad" Mick Murphy is not best pleased with being clickbombed...
I am not best pleased!

 

by Bunc
10-20-07
Mad Mick Murphy came round to see Joan Dense but she was out...
The medical examiner said they found Eric chopped into little bits and a note left by the body...
What did the note say ?
It said " You mess with our Adsense account and we'll mess with you" It was signed "Yours anonymously, Mad Mick Murphy"
What a tragedy! How am I going to keep my posting rate up at the forum now?

 

by Bunc
10-20-07
Meanwhile John Swinney is discussing the Scottish Education budget with Richard Murphy
So what are your thoughts on our Scottish Education budget Richard?
Well given that the numbers of children are just an estimate thats a problem
Ha ha ha. Ok you had me going for a while there!
Lunch?

 

by Bunc
10-20-07
At CyberNat Central there is an important meeting about the Scottish Budget.
That roast lamb was to die for wasnt it?
Yes and that apple crumble was just divine
The budget then?
Och, itll be fine.

 

Somewhere deep in the bowels of CyberNat Central - the CyberNatBots are hard at work...
bzzzt..clnk...Thank you for your enquiry. Please refer to the terms of service...bzzzt clnk.. thank you for your....
whirr...bzzz ..We value your input. Please refer to your terms of service....whirr...
by Bunc, 10-20-07

 

by Bunc
10-20-07
Meanwhile out in the wastes of Q believer land.....
F**k what are we gonna do now?
Shh not too loud!. The walls have ears....
I've got a plan.... We're gonna take them all down...
Ok - So who are we taking down and how are we going to do it?
I haven't reached that bit of the plan yet.

 

by Bunc
10-20-07
Ok...How about this. We take them down ...with...humour!
Humour???! ...... What about crashing their sites ...a denial of service attack?
er ...I dont think my modem connection would be up to that

 

by Bunc
10-20-07
Meanwhile on a higher plane Vision is checking why AdDense Pro doesnt exercise more control...
Let me see if I understand you right... You say you have taken a vow of silence?
Yes
A vow of RELATIVE silence?
Yes
So that means that the Forum is left relatively unmoderated?
yes

 

by Bunc
10-21-07
Peter Murrell invites a Nat Anal Journalist back to his place ...
This is Cyber Nat Central
Wow !
and this is where we store the results of our listening exercise
right...
...and this is?
...our collection of replies wanting Indyref2

 

by Bunc
10-21-07
Life continues much as normal at the AdDense help Forum....
This used to be such a nice place
aaaaaahhhh!
Your the Click Bomber!! Who me? Who are you talking to fish face....
Anyone wanna buy some cheap MFA sites?

 

by Bunc
10-22-07
At the AdDense forum the pleas of ordinary AdDense users go unheard...
Anyone hear Me? I applied three years ago and I havnt heard a thing.... Hello? hello?
Help! How do I paste the code???? ......
Please vist my blog ... sexywomenearningvastonlineincomehealthinsurance.blogspot.com

 

by Bunc
10-22-07
Joan is not happy ...
You idiot! ... I will explain it once more ....
here we go ....
I said "clickbomb the f*k out of them" and then I said "He He He"
er yes ... and that means?
And that means I was joking ...you idiot!
And when you say Ho Ho Ho?

 

by Bunc
10-22-07
The trouble at the AdDense Help Forum has made the evening news...
...and had to have it taken out with a monkey wrench! ...Now to my colleague Jeremy for some breaking news...
Thank you Celia...
Reports are coming in of an outbreak of spam posting at the AdDense help forum...
It is being reported that Spam robots have taken over and have destroyed all sentient life...
Bzzzzt ...destroy .... Insurance...bzzzt canadian luxury cruises...Bzzt...

 

by Bunc
10-22-07
The problem started when Froogle tried to improve his ePal chat bots.....
So when the user says " hey sexy what u doing?" ... you say?
Destroy! Destroy!
No! No! Now repeat after me....
bzzzt ... Learn Mode....ON...bzzzt
You say "Hey Big Boy why dont you come up and see me at MY forum sometime"...OK?
Forum....Destroy...repeat... Learn... Destroy.... Repeat...Forum...

 

by Bunc
10-22-07
The AdDense Forum is now completely infested with Chat bots and Froogles AI software is behaving very strangely indeed...
Look sweetie he just wasn't the one for you! Now dry your eyes and we'll go out dancing tonight ok?
But I loved him soooo much...
I know dear ... but some things are just not meant to be
I suppose so ....
Hey there's someone coming into the forum!... Back to work! ... bzzt health compensation...destroy...visit my blog...
bzzt...page loads but no click...destroy....CTR too low....

 

by Bunc
10-22-07
My conscience decided to come round and bother me ...
You know these cartoons are a bit hurtful dont you?
Hey its only a cartoon you know!
Well ...just as long as your not trying to be mean...
No , Of course I'm not!
Weird!...Now I'm doing cartoons about cartoons! I wonder how the cartoon characters feel about it.....

 

by Bunc
10-22-07
Bunc's conscience, Spanner, is still playing up....
So I told Joan that we all love her. I did it for you Bunc.
Your just a cartoon conscience. I am not listening...
You know it will make you feel good when you are nice.
Not listening.....
Jees - I am glad he's gone he really had me wobbling there!

 

by Bunc
10-22-07
Bunc decides to ask his cartoon characters how they feel about having people play them in real life.....
Me? Well as long as you get someone handsome to play me its no problem...
Apart from the fact that you are a complete idiot and a moron? (he he) By the way - who do you park your cartoons with?
Actually darling I really hoped I could play myself... I did take some Drama classes you know...

 

by Bunc
10-22-07
Cap'n "Jock" Spammer and his SNP crew are plotting an assault on UK Supporters on Twitter
Right me hearty...time for an equipment check afor we sail...
Aye Aye Cap'n Jock
Spam website? Stupid Questions? Unicorn memes? "I Luv Sailors" photos?
Check! ..... Check!...... Check!...... Check!......
Right lad ... theres just time to wax those leather breeches afor we cover Twitter in seamen.
Oh Cap'n you are naughty... but I do like you.

 

by Bunc
10-22-07
Then Rab Wilson turned up ...
hurdle flurdel glumpen nopfet?
What did he say?
Dunno beats me...I'll put it through the universal translator
Anyone here speak Swahili?
Apparently he said "Clicks bottom is scratchy nopfet Pliss" ...?
I'll leave that one for someone else to answer then.

 

by Bunc
10-24-07
Detective Shug McShoogle is investigating Nats murder ...
So Nicola, the victim was employed by you as a CyberNat?
Yes I told him the standard replies to post and I added the "you idiot! He He He" bit to personalise them...
It seems Nat was moonlighting ... he worked days as a gimp mask affiliate...
Oh yes ...I nearly bought one...but the idiot didnt have a ball big enough for my mouth...
...and we suspect one of his customers... a guy called "ladyboy" Pishfart
Oh, You mean Pete? Yes hes a member of our cyberNat club

 

by Bunc
10-24-07
I decided to run auditions for the cartoon character "Ladyboy" Pishfart.....
Well I had a small walk on part in Star Wars 12 "Return of the revenged ancestors" and then I auditioned for "Joey" in friends ....
NEXT !
Ok ask for a song.. go on any song !... Hey ! Elvis ! ... I do a great Elvis !
NEXT !
ooo you seem like such a sweety daarling...it will be divine just divine working on your parts....
Ok ...the rest of you can go now ....

 

by Bunc
10-24-07
Bunc has cast the AdDense character of "ladyboy" Sandicki and is giving the character some acting directions...
Hey you fella you are just sooo bad !
No ! No ! No!
Oh sweetie whats wrong now? Am I not doing a good job my little tiddlekins....
Dont call me that ! Look once more ... it needs more "butch" so try it with a deeper voice...
I would sweetie but these leather trousers are just ruining my joy joys ...
Nuts ! Nuts ! They are all f'in nuts !

 

by Bunc
10-24-07
Dad? Daa-aad!
Dad !
What now?
Does this mean Im a Catholic?

 

by Bunc
10-24-07
Dad? Daa-aad !
If you dont stop bothering me you'll stay up there the whole week.
Dad ! Dad! Whats a Jezebel?
Nothing for you to concern yourself about lad
Dad but that man said my Mum was one...
Hmmph....er no son ... virgin birth ... different thing altogether...

 

by Bunc
10-27-07
Jesus and Dad
Dad! Dad!
I'm busy ..What is it?
Theres a bloke here just said to his friend" What a messiah!"
er thats not quite what he said son
Oh! What did he say Dad?
He said "What a mess y'a"

 

by Bunc
10-27-07
Dad ?
Your a real pest - you know that don't you !
Dad! See this resurection business?
What about it?
Are you SURE its going to work?
Well we'll soon find out won't we...

 

by Bunc
10-27-07
Jesus and Dad...
Dad?
What now!
There's a lot in the Bible about relatives killing each other isn't there....
...yes... what about it?
Oh nothing. I was just thinking thats all....

 

by Bunc
10-27-07
In World War I millions of men from different countries killed each other.....
In World War II millions of men were killed by men from other countries...
And then came Global Warming ......
Hey were did all the humans go?

 

by Bunc
10-27-07
Look ! The Vet said I was to take your temperature!
Uh hu
So! You gonna cooperate or what?
Uh hu
Ok Then put down the banana and bend over....
*!**!

 

by Bunc
10-27-07
You know the Vet said yesterday to me "Thats a fine fine lookin pussy you got there"
Meow?
But what I don't understand is...
Meow?
...You were only brought in here today!
!?

 

by Bunc
10-27-07
Then the vet said to me "Those are Great Tit's darlin"
Tweet?
So.... Where's the other one gone?
Tweet!

 

by Bunc
10-27-07
Yo gir!l ...Thats some sweet motherfuckin ass you got on you there child!
Why thank you kind sir!
You know ya'll could be sitting on a fortune there honey!
Really , do you think so? Your too kind you know.
Girl ya'll just gotta know how ta work it right 's'all
OK That'll be fourty bucks or sixty if you want the dress off as well..

 

by Bunc
3-05-10
Jebus is trying to explain about heaven
You know heaven is a wonderful place
Will I get candy there?
No .. but you will be bathed in the presence of the Lord your God
But there's no candy?
You wont want candy when you are blessed by the Lord
I'd rather go to Gramdmas she has candy

 

by Bunc
9-05-17
At Cybernat Central Peter and Nicola are trying to work out what to do now ...

 

by Bunc
9-05-17
At Cybernat Central Peter and Nicola are trying to work out what to do now ...
Well that Named Person Stuff went down like a bloody lead balloon.
What we really need are some fresh new policy ideas like...
Ok, well how about we just steal some Labour and Tory policies?

 

by Bunc
9-05-17
Cyber Nat and Wings have been celebrating Scottish Independence
Freedom! Freedom!
Right, Im away back to Bath, my work here is done!

 

by Bunc
9-05-17
Cyber Nat and Wings have been celebrating Scottish Independence
Freedom! Freedom!
Right, Im away back to Bath, my work is done!

 

Prof Murphy struggles with the concept of materiality.
by Bunc, 9-06-17

 

Prof Murphy struggles with the concept of materiality.
So the deal is you get this 500 square mile plot of land ok?
And what about that blade of grass there eh?
by Bunc, 9-06-17

 

by Bunc
2-14-21
Trump's aide updates him about the insurrection
... have been violently attacking the Capitol for a hour now...
Are you sure you still want to let this run for a bit yet Mr President?
... reports of police being injured ...
You know I really think we should be calling in the National Guard Mr President!
I'm worried they might try to impeach you over this Mr President
Don't worry! I've got the GOP by the balls. Order me two more cheeseburgers with fries.

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