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by Bunkster
12-13-01
Sevenof9 has found her prey!
Who's this guy? He's kinda sexeh
Hey baby, I'm bunkeh
...and now he drives teh women wild
What is that big brown thing back there?
/me farts on sevenof9
Irresistable ffs!!
OMG, not another siggy!
That's my dung collection...wanna go climbing?

 

by Bunkster
12-13-01
Christmas in Germany
w000000t!!! w0000000t!!! Santa imposter!!
Del, wtf is your problem? You used to be such a good little boy...
I mean, you just kinda turned into a prick after Ibiza
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Damn, he smells like cookies...
chrchrchr

 

by Bunkster
12-13-01
Bunky and Anti causing trouble?
I know!! `3 brothers unite!!
Yeah ffs!!! CAW! CAW!
All hell breaks loose
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
whoa! wtf!?
Damn, lighting beer farts is dangerous in Canada effess..
Bunkeh!! Can I have j00r roids?

 

by Bunkster
12-13-01
NiN and Wat square off....
Dude, I'm going to do your sister
Heh..funneh, cause I was doing your sister just before coming here.
The ONE secret we have all been missing:
Dude, your sister is hot...here she comes.
No way dude, that's your sister, she's fine..
Dude, what does your mom look like?
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

 

by Bunkster
12-14-01
Valle the rocker/pr0n director/PA master/cocksman
...
Are you the goat from my last goat pr0n video?
baaaaahhh
Great. I'm going to make a new one with 27:12, can you make it?
Dude, you really hurt my ass last time. Go fuck yourself.
Damn, I really need to get another job

 

by Bunkster
12-14-01
Lyam has a problem
Man, I haven't gotten laid for like months...
Lyam has a solution
Hey Bunkeh, if you pack shit into a jar, would it feel like a pussy?
I don't know. Get a jar and I will shit in it.
I wonder what he ate today...

 

by Bunkster
12-15-01
NightSinner blindsides the savior...
Excuse me, but do you happen to have change for a twenty?
No, but I have a question. I know you say being a ghey is like...a sin and stuff, but what if you fuck a dude, but you thought he was a chick?
Are you serious?
Well, I suppose it would be ok, as long as you REALLY thought he was a chick.
What do you mean? Are you saying that if I don't ask and he don't tell that it's ok?
No...dad and I are omnipitent, we can see your soul and know if you are telling the truth or not. Omitting or ignoring the truth is the same as lying.
So I should tell him to shave his ass first?

 

by Bunkster
12-20-01
Bunkeh! You're a smart Canadian, come help meh get my hand unstuck from my zipper...
Heh...Yur fuckin high, dipshit.
Um...this is really starting to hurt. Good thing there's enough room in there for my hand.
Holy crap...you learn to play pocket pool in Ireland or Afghanistan?
Goddammit! I'm not playing pocket pool. Now stfu and help me!!
Heh...I stuck your toothbrush up my ass one time. That why your breath smells like shit?

 

by Bunkster
12-28-01
AnGeLiS wants to be 1337
Heh...Mr. Bunkster, will j00 put meh in your siggy?
omg ... kid ... are you serious?
Pweaaaasse...I wub j00 and want to be in your siggeh!
Mind if I wipe my ass on your pillow first?
Sure sir. Anything for you.
Babe, you need to /nick PeppermintPatty, then marry mah stinkeh ass!!

 

by Bunkster
12-28-01
Hey Valle...wtf man?
Uhh...what do you mean?
I mean where is my fucking ops at, bitch?
We are doing #spacehamsters, old school ffs!!
Where are you going? Don't you want your +?
My ass has a date with your toothbrush, cnut.

 

by Bunkster
12-30-01
Oye and ^Valle^ making small talk...
So...ummm...fake Valle,..what do you think Bunkster's next cartoon will be?
I dunno Oye, but I bet it's fucking cool. Ready to go?
Sure, let's rock. Where we going, btw?
Well, I thought I'd lube you up and shove small rodents up your ass...
Well, that...or we could go have some beers.
Shit, I don't care. Let's just go kill something.

 

by Bunkster
12-30-01
License and registration, please.
Sure man...my name is ... uh ... MadwoG ... and uh..... I like ...left my license at home dude.
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the car.
I'm already out of the car, man. What's your problem?
Sir, are you taking any illegal substances?
I dunno...can you do cavity searches without a warrant?

 

by Bunkster
12-30-01
Hi. I'm DarkAngel. Welcome to my class about self defence.
Hi, I'm Bunkster. Welcome to my class entitled ass-rap0ring 101.
First thing you do is give a firm punch to the solar plexus.
Little to the left....my moster cock is in teh way...
Then a firm kick to the face will usually knock your attacker out.
Holy shit!! You aren't wearing any panties!! God, I love you.

 

by Bunkster
1-01-02
!seen ^Valle^
...his name is "Fake Valle", spank you very much
well..he didnt like me calling him that and said that *I* could call him Eric
*** Bunkster is now known as ^Valle^
hey baby, most people around here call me fake valle, but you can call me "God of hot, manly love-meat"
* DarkAngel thinks
Fakie will do well
D'OH

 

by Bunkster
1-01-02
* ICY spanks DarkAngel a bit
I didnt ask for it! I never ever say meehh
but u wanted it
I didnt!
(AnGeLiS) DA wanna have sex?
*** AnGeLiS was kicked by DarkAngel
[DarkAngel] You are the weakest link...Goodbye

 

by Bunkster
1-05-02
[Valle] I'm idling at my mum's house for now.
[Bunkster] So, is your mom hot?
[Valle] Yeah. You want her to call you?
[Bunkster] NO! I want a piccy of her. Better yet, put her on teh goat pr0n camera!!
[Valle] I can't...left it at my house with that loser Kael.
Oh yeah Kael...work it...work it! That's right, put your ass right in front of the camera

 

by Bunkster
1-05-02
[[An]Timelord] Well I *ASKED* in here so that conflicts wouldn't happen! :)
[Bunkster] Ubdar won't hit you... he may chew on your leg for a while
[Bunkster] but he's old and his teeth are worn smooth from all the hot action he's had on my dick
[[An]Timelord] That statment begs the obvious question "Does that mean your dick is all gnarled and broken from his teeth?"
[Bunkster] You're a funny motherfucker. I think I'll put you in a comic.

 

by Bunkster
1-06-02
[23:43] *** DarthNlK|afk was kicked by Bunkster (shouldn't say fuck, no never say fuck, fuck NO!!)
[DarthNIK] fuck
[DarthNIK] FUCK!
[23:44] *** DarthNlK|afk was kicked by Bunkster (shouldn't say fuck, no never say fuck, fuck NO!!)
[DarthNIK] FuCk
[DarthNIK] !Fuck on
[23:45] *** DarthNlK|afk was kicked by Bunkster (shouldn't say fuck, no never say fuck, fuck NO!!)
[DarthNIK] FfUuCcKk
Like a rat after electified cheese, Darth WILL find a way...

 

by Bunkster
1-12-02
[Lyam] Hey Mrs. Bunkster, want to check out my 1337 se>
[Mrs. Bunkster] Are you kidding? I thought you were a girl when I first saw you.
[Lyam] So...is that a yes?
[Mrs. Bunkster] Please...I have a crossword to do.
[nineinchnails] What!? Who's having sex?
[Bunkster] Heh...Lyam's about to get shown the wife's home circumcision kit.

 

by Bunkster
2-06-02
*** Bunkster is now known as Traci_Lords
* Traci_Lords kisses Nova passionately
[Nova] before i decide to kiss back or vomit - are you a male or female?
[Traci_Lords] I'm all yours, baby..that's what I am
* Nova does not like the sound of that | * Nova checks traci_lords in the lower region
*** Traci_Lords is now known as Bunkster
[Bunkster] Hey, thanks for that great handjob, buddy!
* Nova vomits | [Nova] any time bunkster

 

by Bunkster
3-01-02
(IRS) I'm a chick!
(DarthNIK) I'm scared to try hitting on chicks.. "SUPPOSEIDLY" chick on irc now
(Oye) What's that sound? Oh, it's DarthNIK rushing to PM IRS.
(IRS) I'm a chick!
(DarthNIK) IRS :/ ...is that a chick?
(Oye) clearly! Hit on her. ........ Don't you trust me?
(IRS) Of course I'm a she! I just happen to have BO, facial hair, and external reproductive equipment
(DarthNIK) Hmm...I got some BO too. WHOA...and HAIRS!! Heh..guess I'm a dude.
(nineinchnails) you just reminded me of MY external reproductive equipment. It's been inactive...just hibernating in my pants.

 

by Bunkster
3-04-02
* [irony] hump0rz Bunkster | * [irony] hump0rz Bunkster | * [irony] hump0rz Bunkster | * [irony] hump0rz Bunkster | * [irony] hump0rz Bunkster | * [irony] hump0rz Bunkster | * [irony] hump0rz Bunkster
* [Bunkster] shagg0rz irony | * [Bunkster] shagg0rz irony | * [Bunkster] shagg0rz irony | * [Bunkster] shagg0rz irony | * [Bunkster] shagg0rz irony | * [Bunkster] shagg0rz irony
* [irony] hump0rz Bunkster | * [irony] hump0rz Bunkster | * [irony] hump0rz Bunkster | * [irony] hump0rz Bunkster | * [irony] hump0rz Bunkster | * [irony] hump0rz Bunkster | * [irony] hump0rz Bunkster
* [Bunkster] shagg0rz irony | * [Bunkster] shagg0rz irony | * [Bunkster] shagg0rz irony | * [Bunkster] shagg0rz irony | * [Bunkster] shagg0rz irony | * [Bunkster] sh.. ah fuck it
* [irony] hump0rz Bunkster | * [irony] hump0rz Bunkster | * [irony] hump0rz Bunkster | * [irony] hump0rz Bunkster | * [irony] hump0rz Bunkster | * [irony] hump0rz Bunkster | * [irony] hump0rz Bunkster
Wonder if he knows I'm out taking a shit? Oh well. | * [Bunkster] p00p0rz a good one | mmm stinkeh!

 

by Bunkster
3-31-02
(Bunkster) Deffeh is what we here at #Spacehamsters refer to as a "Topic Moron"
(ArchNosbod) as oppose to bunkster who is a "clueless moron"
(Bunkster) Heh...you're fucking funny. I think I'll put you in a comic strip.
(ArchNosbod) ok, well just don't make me some stupid, ghey-looking character then.

 

by Bunkster
3-31-02
(Bunkster) Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I come to you live now from Lyam's "turf," where he's just signed a 3 year-8 dollar deal to be a giggolo. We're speaking now with his pimp, Deffeh
(Deffeh) Yea shit yo. I just signed my newest he-bitch. Man whore gonna make me a lot of money, G. He do all dat kinky shit.
(Bunkster) Mr. Deffeh, is it true that Lyam would even lick the peanuts out of my crap if I paid him a fresh 5 spot?
(Deffeh) Nigga please...dat mangina would do anything for a 5-spot. Please...you look right over there and that he-whore is...uhh....is that a cop car? Why's dat foo pointing dis way?
ZIIINNNGGG
(Deffeh) Uhhhh..........Bunkster? Where you at, G? Man, I thought we were boyz!

 

by Bunkster
4-07-02
ICY and Bunkster go shopping
(Bunkster) Man, this ass-hat looks nice. It shows off my package pretty well, too. Did you find anything?
(ICY) Well I found this one robot arm, but it kinda makes me look like a pussy. What do you think? Does it make my ass look fat?
FEEL THE LOVE, BABY!!
(Bunkster) No....it's probably your fucking tiny head that makes your ass look fat.
(ICY) If I had another hand, I'd be kicking your stumpy little ass right now.

 

by Bunkster
4-09-02
(Bunkster) Tell us the truth....does DarthNIK own teh pussy or what?
([Nagash]) not realleh. He prolly could, but like....he can't be fucked.
(Bunkster) What do you mean? He's not gh3y is he?
([Nagash]) No. He went out with one chick a while back - and he's like meh i dun wanna go out with her no more
(Bunkster) Holy shit...don't tell me his standards were too high...
([Nagash]) I dunno. He's prolly just self-concious about his tiny penis.

 

by Bunkster
4-19-02
(Lunchbox) Get on your knees, bitch and show me how you earn your eonium!
(Sophie) wtf? clearly you don't know I'm building 398,043 pods. All your roids are belong to me!!
(Dilly) Bunk, put me in a comic so I can show that lil cnut what a real man looks like
(Sophie) Clearly you turds have no idea who you're dealing with here effess
(ArchNosbod) Just don't piss Sophie off...she'll tell Bunk, and look what the fuck he did to me!!!!!1
(Bunkster) I should have made you with bigger tits...your ass is unproportionately huge.

 

by Bunkster
4-20-02
(Lyam) Hey guys, have you seen Valle? This whole celibacy thing isn't working out.
(Del|TV0r) [11:42] *** Valle has quit IRC (Going to find Lyam...I need a good BJ)
(Lyam) Hmm....now I have to get rid of Deffeh, which won't be easy now that he's all "kind" and "friendly" or whatever that shit was he said.
(Bunkster) Just roll over and fart in his mouth while he's sleeping.
(Lyam) Heh, that would make him cry.
(Bunkster) So? It will get him out of your bed, and then when he's barfing in the toilet, you can jam the door and shagg0r with Valle

 

by Bunkster
4-24-02
(Valle) Man, I've been playing Planetarion so much lately, I've completely let my social life slip.
(Spinner) Well buddy, that's too bad really. Don't worry, next round should be starting a couple months after havoc ends.
(Valle) That's just it. I don't want to keep replacing human contact with your soul-sucking monster.
(Spinner) Ok ok...well since you are cheering for the Nordic team, I'll set you up with my dating service.
(Valle) Well, hey there baby, Spinner said Bill's Dating Service was good, and boy was he right!
(QueenDax) Keep your dirty meatbeaters off of me. I'm only here because I lost a bet.

 

by Bunkster
4-26-02
(ICY) Hey Bunkster, pass me that blue pen, will you?
(Bunkster) What for man? I have to stand on my hands. If I want to grab anything, I have to stand on my head and pick it up with my feet.
(ICY) I'm not entirely sure what you just said, but I'm working on my new comic, and I need the blue to make your ass look right.
(Bunkster) You know, if you weren't some freak, you could probably get it yourself.
(ICY) I can't believe you just called me a freak. What do you consider yourself?
(Bunkster) I've never thought of it, but my girlfriend refers to me as a tripod. Sometimes when she's really getting hot, she accidentally calls me ICY.

 

by Bunkster
5-25-02
Watching Bunkster light a fart: $10
Watching Deffeh try to get Sophie to be his new ho: $7.25
Watching Ubdar the necropheliac figure out that dead people are hard to dig up in the middle of Canadian winters: priceless.
Fucking frozen dirt...

 

by Bunkster
5-26-02
Bunkster and Dilly arrive a little too late to the club, and wind up standing in line for over an hour.
I dunno Dilly, this line isn't moving too fast. Maybe we should go to another club... One that isn't reeking with fat, ugly chicks.
Are you kidding me? My supervision can see it moving steadily forwards at microscopic intervals.
Besides, this girl up here has been checking me out and giggling with her friends.
BRRAAAAAACK ... hehehehe
Did that pig just *actually* let a big belch out?
Yeah. She said she's going to get me drunk and take advantage of me tonight too.

 

by Bunkster
5-27-02
The greatest leaders in our nation's history have had the most profound effect with the fewest words.
President Regan, what the hell are we going to do about Ollie North?
Ollie who?
G.W., what are we going to do? The Islamic militants are being assholes again!
'Merica will have justice.
Remember me, Mr. Clinton? I'm the new girl you hired for your presidential library last night at the nudie bar.
Cigar?

 

by Bunkster
5-29-02
Two young asian girls that enjoy anal: $250
ICY hiring only one of them as a Christmas present to himself: $125
Watching her try to get her lips unstuck from his metal cock: priceless

 

by Bunkster
5-29-02
Lunchbox and Bunkster chillin...
I swear Bunkster, if one more person asks me if I have food in me....I'm gonna flip
So..erm.....do you?
Do I what?
You know...have food in you?
EVEN IF I DID, HOW WOULD YOU GET IT OUT?!?!
Well, I was hoping you came with those little packets with a napkin and a spork like at KFC....

 

by Bunkster
5-29-02
Hi. My name is Ubdar and this is how most people picture me.
Well, I feel partially responsible for your bad reputation.
You do? Why?
Because I keep telling everyone what a fucking idiot you are.
Well goodnight all. I'm off to bed, cause I have school in the morning.
WAIT! GET BACK HERE AND TAKE YOUR BELITTLING LIKE A MAN!!

 

by Bunkster
5-30-02
When the cat's away...Lyam will play.
Hmm...since my pimp Deffeh isn't around, I wonder if I should go take a break.
Naa..fuck it. Hey buddy, how about a blowjob for $20?
Deffeh is a true entepreneur
WHACK! BAM! CLANG!
Hey, you still owe me twenty bucks, bitch!

 

by Bunkster
8-26-02
Bunkster and the boys go out and live to tell their tales...
You know Ian, I think that cop-lady was checking you out over there..
Really? I wonder if she'd handcuff me to the toilet.
Man Cyrus, did you see that fat dancer? She was totally checking out my action.
Dunno Ron, she's kinda scary. That reminds me...how is Doug faring with that waitress that we set him up with.?
I was wondering....
No.

 

by Bunkster
8-26-02
Look at these nipples Doug. Just look at 'em
Am I supposed to be turned on?
You got any ice, man?
If I say yes, does that mean I'm gay?
I saw you checking out my ass, too.
Be gentle with me.

 

by Bunkster
8-26-02
I knew you couldn't resist my powers.
If you think I'm being the bitch, you are sooo wrong.
Don't worry man, you can ice me up. It's all good.
Ok there little buddy, you sure you want to go through with this?
Man, if you get me a beer after this, I'm going to marry you.
Urmph...nghhh...slurp slurp. You'll warn me, right?

 

by Bunkster
8-29-02
*BUUURP* You know there, sparky, I took you out for beers and a show. Where's my fuckin show?
Well, it was an hour away from showtime. I figured the show would last an hour, and I didn't want to stay out that late. And my name's not sparky...it's Rusty.
Yeah, I bet it IS rusty. You probably haven't oiled it in years. Every girl in the club wanted to sit on your lap and you wanted to leave after one beer?
I....I'm just saying... You could have taken a cab if you wanted to stay later.
How the fuck am I supposed to get any pictures of you with your head in a stripper's ass if you take off before the show starts?
Kiss my ass. You're going on the naughty list.

 

by Bunkster
9-03-02
Hey Bunkster, good to see you back!
Dirty rat bastard...making ghey comics about me when I'm not around... I'll show him.
I wonder if he saw my new comic strip?
Heh......yeah..um......good to be back. *FAAAAAAAAAART*
Wow! The grease in that fart alone has penetrated all my moving parts and has eliminated the need for me to get a chassis greasing for 3 years. Not only that, but it tastes great, too!
Who's your daddy!?

 

by Bunkster
9-04-02
I'm kinda getting worried now. I have a funny, coppery taste in my mouth.
That's ok. Just feel the burn.
Now I can feel it running down my left arm, too!
Wait for it....wait for it
OH NO!! Is it supposed to burn when I pee?
Ahh, that's the good stuff!

 

by Bunkster
12-16-02
Bunkster opens a therapy center
I hate my penis, Dr. Bunkster. It's a vile, shriveled little vermin and makes me do bad things.
No problem, m8. Just lie down over there on the couch, relax and tell me all about it.
So, when did all this start?
Well, it was about 3 years ago, really. I was working at Pizza Hut and the manager told me to take this big ball of warm dough out to the dumpster. I stuck my hand in and picked it up. Warm, I say
So you fucked a ball of pizza dough! So what?! Lyam fucked a jar packed full of my shit.
Damn, you're a good therapist. I feel less pathetic already.

 

by Bunkster
12-16-02
So as you were saying. You did it with a ball of warm pizza dough. Were you caught?
No. I did it in my car. I threw it away after I was done.
So, why do you feel this is a big part of your penis-hate issue?
I think I have a yeast infection. It fucking hurts
That's gross ICY, I thought you were just farting. You sure you have a yeast infection?
I pissed crutons before I came in here today.

 

by Bunkster
3-07-03
Holy crap Bunkster! I thought I'd never see you again! Where you been?
Oh you know...doing stuff n' shit.
Wow, I really missed you. Can I finger your hole? Just for old time's sake?
Sure, but be careful, I just ate a whole can of beans all by myself.
Dammit, I loose more friends that way...

 

by Bunkster
3-15-03
Greetz people. This here is Seth. He's going to do a little biblical history lesson for us today.
Hey guys. Today's lesson is about Noah and that really big fucking ship...umm...what is it called again?
It's an ark, shithead.
Right, and ark. Ok, some people believe that the ARK came to rest on top of mount ararat, which is right behind us.
Ok, so the waters withdrew, the ship came to rest on that big friggin rock...then what happened?
Noah produced one huge bestiality porn flick \o/

 

by Bunkster
8-30-03
Damm0rit Bunkster, do a comic strip!
Yeah FFS do a good one. How do you expect our brains to grow?
Bunkster: But guys, what should I do a comic about?
*prods ICY*
Dammit Oye, stop making me hate you.
Bunkster: Done!
Do one about some loosers with little penises
Oh no...I'm outta here before Bunkster put me in this carto...

 

by Bunkster
8-31-03
Just look at it, ICY. Isn't Bunkster's dung heap revolting? Did he HAVE to leave it in *MY* front yard?
I don't know, Oye. I've sorta got mixed feelings about this...
Mixed feelings?! How can you have mixed feelings about something so smelly and disgusting?
Well you see, there was this one time that Bunkster got an asian girl stuck to my frozen metal cock...
What does an asian girl stuck to your dick have in common with a huge pile of shit in front of my house?!!
They both suck.

 

by Bunkster
9-02-03
So ICY, I was thinking of interviewing you for my next series of comics...what do you think?
Well I think I'll end up as part of a joke that involves asses Im sure
Who is sexier: Sophie or Faye?
In reality, or in my mind? Or in a big tub of jam? Probably Faye, but I'll have to try both out to be sure.
That's great...where do you come up with this stuff?
I find most of it down the back of the sofa. The rest I cobble together from the backs of sugar packets

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