Secrets Of Wrestling Part Two

Author: Buttonman

Date: December 8, 2002

by Buttonman
12-08-02
Grasshopper negotiates for his new career as a Pro Wrestler
I can take you all the way to the WWF. Just sign the contract, hand over the training money and you're on your way.
Let's see. I pay $2000 to my trainer, wrestle indefinitly for him for free, have no health insurance and get a 30,000 to one shot at gold and glory.
Sweet deal, dontcha think?
I can already see me on the Titantron at Smackdown!
What about the part wher I am 5'6, weigh less than 125 lbs and haven't been in a fight since second grade?
We can get around that.