Secrets of Wrestling Part Four

Author: Buttonman

Date: December 9, 2002

by Buttonman
12-09-02
Grasshopper learns about gimmicks. They come in may shapes and sizes. Even an innocent hand puppet can be a weapon.
Stand still while I punch you out!
I need to check my dental plan
It's not the puppet you have to worry about, it's the 6'5' 375 lb psycho attached to it that you need to watch
Selling comes natural to a boy with 5 broken ribs a fractured leg, a hernia and a 12 inch gash on his head.
That was BITCHIN! See the way he flew through the air? I believed THAT one!
Dang! That boy's GOOD! That blood looks real. Look at the way his legs are twisted into a knot! Wrestling is REAL!