Secrets of Wrestling Part Nine

Author: Buttonman

Date: December 17, 2002

by Buttonman
12-17-02
Meanwhile, in a locker room in a small Florida town on wrestling night.
I am a trained professional Wrestler. I am going to KILL the $#%$&**#&^$% promoter who is making me wear this #$#&$^%$ rabbit suit for tonight's show.
Kill the wabbit!
This is stupid. Nobody wants to see a rabbit wrestle.
Who said anything about wrestling? I changed the card.
Who says there isn't irony in Professional Wrestling?
That's what I'm talking about. BABY!
Come to momma!