Secrets of Wrestling Part Twenty Eight

Author: Buttonman

Date: January 6, 2003

by Buttonman
1-06-03
Interview time at KSCCW Radio
This is your correspondent, Gabe Gaboski, at the first wrestling show of the new year. I'm interviewing Long Haired Wrestler #1, 1/2 of the tag team, Long Haired Wrestlers. Dude, whatup?
Shhh! Don't bother me. I'm trying to figure out where this finger has been recently.
Gabe seems to be establishing a rapport with his subject.
We just need to hear your views on the squash job you guys took tonight at the hands of the tag team, Gigantic Fat Dudes. You got splashed four times by a 500 pound guy. How do you feel?
Like a cross between a potato pancake and a hubcap on a railroad track after the train is gone.
Bingo. Scoop.
So, you're plotting revenge?
Me and 12 of my friends....