Secrets of Wrestling Part Thirty Four

Author: Buttonman

Date: January 11, 2003

by Buttonman
1-11-03
Reaper is finally making some progress...
Listen, bud, I'm a manager, see, and I'm forming a tag team that will eventually capture all the important belts on the Gulf Coast. What's your name?
I'm Kyle Fabian, but my wrestling name is K-Fabian. I can do a hispanic thing - YO, ESSAY! I can do Cajum - I GARONTEA! I can hit the ropes and take a closeline and ...
OK. Here's what you have to do. Change your hait color every six weeks, add a beard in different shapes and type on the Internet a lot.
Hmm... tuff assignment, but I think I might be up to it.
Partial success.
OK, one down and one to go. That promotion is in the bag