Secrets of Wrestling Part Thirty Seven

Author: Buttonman

Date: January 14, 2003

by Buttonman
1-14-03
Unbeknownst to The Reaper, things are stirring in Heaven.
Get ye down to the earth right away. Something's going on in Professional Wrestling that could upset the entire balance between Law And Chaos in the whole Universe!
No problem, Boss. What did Vince McMahon do now?
This is far more serious than a little necrophillia in the WWF. It looks like one of Satan's minions has infiltrated an independent show.
Dude, you're right. I have to immediately go and set things straight. Indy wrestling is the last bastion of goodness and purity and goodness on earth,
What a mark!