Secrets Of Wrestling Part Forty Four

Author: Buttonman

Date: March 5, 2003

by Buttonman
3-05-03
On a Florida back road between Pensacola and Mobile a random stop has nailed a suspect.
Let's see... your name is Vortex, you're a pro wrestler and you're on you way to Chickasaw, alabama to fight an all out war with a guy named Ace?
Ahhh, yup
A deputy does his duty...
And you'll be using ladders, chairs, road signs, trash cans, pie pans and other stuff like I see here in your truck. Got a receipt for all these weapons?
Ahhh, nope.
In a jail somewhere in Florida...
YOU GUYS ARE LETTING ME OUT IN TIME FOR THE MATCH, RIGHT?