Secrets opf Wrestling Part Forty Five

Author: Buttonman

Date: March 6, 2003

by Buttonman
3-06-03
Bunny! Why do you hang around with that Jackson fellow anyhow? I am a better lover and a better wrestler!
Dude! You're wearing a mask! How do I know that you are really better than Kory?
I have a hockey stick stick that says I am a treetop lover!
Come to Bunny, Baby!
Why do I, Rikki Idol, the world's handsomest wrestler, have to wear this $%^*& rabbit suit to compete in the Battle Royal?
Sorry Rikki, I just dumped you for a kid in a hockey mask. He was ALL that and you are just a sad old man in a rabbit suit.