Secrets of Wrestling Part Fifty Three

Author: Buttonman

Date: September 11, 2003

by Buttonman
9-11-03
Evil Leather Guy visits McDonalds in Pensacola while looking for a potential new tag team partner.
Can I take your order please?
I am Evil Leather Guy, half of the former tage team Evil Leather Guys, You know, Pro Wrestling?
Would you like Biggie Fries and a Biggie Drink? Would You like a burger?
I am looking for a new tag team partner. Ever since that slut, evil Leather Guy # 2 ran off with one of the valets, I have had to do SINGLES matches! It'e the PITS!
SIGH
I am looking for ethnicity! I am looking for strength! I am looking for someone to help get me to the WWE! Uh... I'll take a fried pie.