Secrets of Wrestling Part 56

Author: Buttonman

Date: November 12, 2003

by Buttonman
11-12-03
Fresh off the bus, the young Amish wrestler, Amon Yoder, seeks out expert advice...
The fellow with the horns sent me. Says you and him are partners in something called "The Winds Of Change."
Why yes! Indeed! You have come to the right place. I am the High Poobah, Potentate of Professional Wrestling. Say that fast and I'll let you talk on the microphone
Young Yoder has doubts though...
Uhhh, do you think that being Amish will interfere with me being a Pro-Wrestler? We don't really do violence, you know.
Got $2,000?
from small problems grow big solutions.
Uh, no, but I have these magic beans. If you plant them in moist dirt, they grow into money vines
I'll take 'em! You can start tomorrow.