Secrets of Wrestling Part 57

Author: Buttonman

Date: November 12, 2003

by Buttonman
11-12-03
Amon Yoder gets his first lesson in the arts, science and politics of Professional Wrestling
I won't be actually training you, for obvious reasons of me being out of shape, old as God and obtuse as a fence post. Different experts will be handling your actual training.
Second thoughts... I am definitely having second thoughts.
First comes psychology.
Wrestling is mostly mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter... heh, heh, heh. But seriously...
Then comes the creative phase
Bubba, You GOTTA have a gimmick. The whole AMISH thing is so last Sunday! Now what I do is empathize with all rednecks, wave the gun around, hope it don't go off...
Mommie. . .