Secrets of Wrestling part 70

Author: Buttonman

Date: November 23, 2003

by Buttonman
11-23-03
Mr. Promoter catches a break by way if Divine Intervention.
Who are you?
I'm Brad Pitt. I turned down the chance to be Neo in all three Matrix movies and now my agent says this is the best gig he can get me. Now listen carefully, because we're doing this in one take....
Doing what?
Look pal, red pill or blue pill. Didn't you see the stupid movie?
I don't go to movies. I'm a wrestling promoter, I distribute posters annd mumble into microphones and call shots and stuff like that.
I'm kicking my agent's ass for getting me a cartoon guest appearance.