Secrets of Wrestling Part 87

Author: Buttonman

Date: October 10, 2004

by Buttonman
10-10-04
ELG is a guest of the PCPD.
(singing) Nooobody knowsss the troubles I've seeeen. . . . . . . . HEY! Who are you?
I'm Tom Carter. I hear you're looking for me.
No you're not! You're that OTHER Promoter.... can't think of his name....not Cledus... Not Medic... You know, the old dude, what's his name.
OK, you caught me. I'll reveal my true identity...
I am THE JACKSON, the one and only Lil' Shooter, faster than greased lightning, more powerful than N.W.Sasso... I can get you booked anywhere in the world! Are you impressed?
In a word, no.