The Wrestling Life

Author: Buttonman

Date: May 18, 2006

by Buttonman
5-18-06
Ten minutes before the show, in Mossy Head, in the hallway...
Say, aren't you that wrestler, "The MEDIC?" I really dig your GIMMICK!
Actually, no. I am a real doctor, hired by UPHW and GAWF to stand by in case of emergency.
So Why are you all covered with blood?
Well, I actually had to perform an operation tonight. It was grisly and time consuming.
Oh My God! You had to amputate something off someone?
Close. I had to cut Buttonman out of a CHAIR with Arms on it after he ate 6 hot dogs with onions!