Crime Story

Author: Buttonman

Date: June 25, 2006

by Buttonman
6-25-06
At the scene of the crime, a witness is being interviewed...
Good afternoon Mam. I am Sgt. Thursday with the local Police Department...
You don't LOOK like a police officer, Sonny.
Yes Mam. I am a PLAIN CLOTHES officer and I'm working on a case...
You know you would LOOK a lot more like a REAL Policeman if you shopped at SHARPSTUFFUSA.COM!
I will certainly take that under advisement Mam..
They sell BADGES too, you young whippersnapper!