The Wrestling Life # 56

Author: Buttonman

Date: June 27, 2006

by Buttonman
6-27-06
Pig On Drugs...
Got any Loretabs?
Nah. It's the end of the month and I'm all out. Girlfriend has some, but all I got is a half a bottle of whiskey left if that'll help.
Whiskey makes my head hurt and besides, half a bottle is not enough to even get a buzz. I need something stronger.
How about a new message board? We can try again to make Buttonman implode.
That'll work. With the whiskey, and some 'tabs swiped from your girlfriend's stash and a message board, we can get pretty stoned.
All right then. I'll be right back as soon as I go kick my neighbor's dog and dump trash in the street.