The Wrestling Life # 57

Author: Buttonman

Date: June 27, 2006

by Buttonman
6-27-06
Pigs on drugs causes a stir in the barnyard...
What's up with the pigs? They been sitting in the wallow all morning muttering and typing on a computer.
Didn't really catch all of it. Somethig about "taking over Professional Wrestling." Dude, they're pigs. They're either insane or stoned.
Well, something's going to have to be done pretty soon. They's getting pig #### all over everything. Getting so you can't walk around without stepping in it.
Yeah, I know. But what're you gonna do. You can't argue with them. You end up covered with pig ####.
I've got something that'll work really good.
All that does is run up legal bills. Maybe just ignoring them would be a better plan.