The Wrestling Life # 67

Author: Buttonman

Date: June 29, 2006

by Buttonman
6-29-06
OK Ensign Redshirt. Great disguise. I want you to beam down to Mobile, Alabama and wrestle Wade Garrett in my place.
My HONOR, Mon Capitan!
Who in the blue hell are you and Where's Captain KIRK? I paid for a CELEBRITY! Somebody is gonna DIE!
I'm Ricky IDOL, World's SEXIEST MAN! You don't need no stinking STAR TREK CAPTAIN. I am THE BEST, BABY! I will PULVERIZE Wade Garrett!
Captain, you need to beam down to Mobile. Wade Garrett just eviscerated the away team and it's still a week until the show.
BLAST! Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here MYSELF?