The Wrestling Life # 71

Author: Buttonman

Date: July 2, 2006

by Buttonman
7-02-06
... and that's why I changed the card...
Good news Spock. Wade Garrett already has an opponent, so I don't have to wrestle him in Semmes on July 7th. He's wrestling Nightmare Ted Allen.
However, there is a Mr. "Gorn" coming from out of state. Something about a "grudge match, Falls count anywhere..." Can you check into that?
Now listen carefully, JJ. I want you to make sure in the contract that BOULDERS do NOT count as foreign objects....
Will do, Gorn, mah MAN!