The Wrestling Life # 90

Author: Buttonman

Date: July 8, 2006

by Buttonman
7-08-06
Bob bumps into Johnny Depp...
No, I haven't seen "Pirates of the Carribean II as of yet, why do you ask?
Arrr. Me bein' a pirate and all, I was just naturally curious if ye were a fan of Captain Jack Sparrow.
Well, truth is, I have been at wrestling every weekend for the past few and just haven't had a chance to get to the movies.
Arrr. I used to know a pirate who lived in Mossy Head and ran wrestling shows up there.
That was Pete The Pirate. His shows have been taken over by UPHW, a group of dedicated wrestlers who also do Hard Core Work.
Arrr. Can I get an audition? I got a pretty good gimmick...