The Wrestling Life # 131

Author: Buttonman

Date: July 30, 2006

by Buttonman
7-30-06
Rex encounters Doink The Clown, prestegious owner of the Alabama Wrestling Federation...
I've traveled all the way from 1,000,000 BC to wrestle Joey Barrett in a Hardcore Match. When can you set it up?
Hold on just a second, Bucko. You can't just wander in here out of the tar pits and get a match with a top player.
Why not?
Because there are PROCEDURES! For example, you are from 1,000,000 BC. Who trained you?
DR. X, Medic and Jerry B.
Well, WHY didn't you say so. Step into my office.