The Wrestling Life # 132

Author: Buttonman

Date: July 31, 2006

by Buttonman
7-31-06
Doink gave Joey a call. Thrilled at the prospect of someone actually brave enough to wrestle him, he rushed right over.
So. You're the Reptillian mope who's been stalking me for a match, eh?
Wow. Joey Barrett. My life's dream come true! I've always wanted to wrestle you in a Hard Core Match>
Heh. You don't look that tough,
Don't let the toon frame size purportion fool you. I am actually 68 feet tall.
I'll take you out with ONE open handed chop to the chest!
Oh GREAT! Hardcore AND stepladders! When and where can we have our match?