The Wrestling Life # 137

Author: Buttonman

Date: August 6, 2006

by Buttonman
8-06-06
I have a certified letter here for a Mr. Commando.
There's no Commando here in the GAWF any more. He has reinvented himself. He's now known as "Pretty Boy."
Nevertheless, I have a certified letter for him. Will you sign for it?
Who's it from?
It's from the Iraqi Draft Board in Baghdad. It starts off, "You may already have been drafted into the Iraqi National Guard...
Oh my. That's not going to go over well at all.