The Wrestling Life # 149

Author: Buttonman

Date: August 16, 2006

by Buttonman
8-16-06
At a recent Al Queda meeting in Pakistan...
Well, Osama, the whole exploding airliner idea is pretty much toast now. 24 busted and more arrests expected.
I heard, Osama. Blowing up planes is so "last Year" though. We have to come up with something that will REALLY terrorize Americans.
I know. We could smuggle hundreds of snakes onto an international flight and turn them loose in the cabin...
Osama, you been spending too much time at the cinema, yes.
Well, we could jam the satellite that broadcasts Smackdown, depriving millions of American Wrestling fans news about Rick Flair and Mick Foley...
That's MY BOY! Osama, you da man!