The Wrestling Life # 154

Author: Buttonman

Date: August 22, 2006

by Buttonman
8-22-06
Security Angel In Action...
I realize that gals just want to have fun, Ma'am, but I'm afraid that beating McNasty with your walking stick is verboten.
Don't you speak slick foreign languages to me, young fellow. My late husband did that and I buried him in the back yard.
Sometimes wrestlers accidentally fly out of the ring uncontrollably. You have to be at least fifteen feet from ringside, capice?
Of course I understand. I don't want Mercury McLoud hitting ME with a flying body press!
You know, it's a good night when nobody dies.
I disagree, but you're in charge so I have been "chopping to wound."