The Wrestling Life # 195

Author: Buttonman

Date: October 29, 2006

by Buttonman
10-29-06
Did I hear my name mentioned?
OMYGOD! it's John Saxon! Gotta go!
This is weird. Last thing I remember I was a Professional wrestler, grabbing cheap heat at an OSW show, and now I am in a cartoon strip depicted as a banana eating chimpanzee. What the hell?
I think I may be able to explain. You see, that was MY table you poured water all over at OSW in a sad pathetic attempt to draw heat from a crowd that doesn't give a hoot in Hell about you.
I don't think you understand. I am John SAXON, 1/2 of the New Orleans Fight Club. I am the most ferocious professional wrestler on the Gulf Coast.
First off, Northcutt carried you. Second, you really are just another weight lifting, no-talent midget with an ego, and lastly, who wants to see you wrestle anyhow? You are old news, a zero draw.