The Wrestling Life # 196

Author: Buttonman

Date: October 29, 2006

by Buttonman
10-29-06
Whadday mean a "zero draw" People drive for miles to see me wrestle.
People want to see Steve Savage and Ron Fargo. They want to see "Redneck" Steve Fury and Mr. Electricity, Jon Ryker, Dorian, I could go on forever. You are a mercy booking. Nothing but Katrina guilt.
That's some pretty harsh words over 16 oz of water ruining a few crummy books.
It's more than that. You have a reputation as a horse's ass that dates back to the first time I ever saw you wrestle. Truth be known, an empty ring is more entertaining. I hope OSW stops booking you.
What you fail to grasp, lowly mark, is that I am the great and wonderful JOHN SAXON. I could care less about OSW or any small promotion. I am WWE bound!
Actually you are OBSCURITY bound. You are too small, too nasty and too much of a troglodyte for the bigs. Ugly don't sell T shirts. Now you've had your 15 minutes of fame. Piss off, monkey.