The Wrestling Life # 203

Author: Buttonman

Date: November 3, 2006

by Buttonman
11-03-06
Hold on. What's this? I stopped making John Saxon cartoons on Tuesday... or was it Wednesday.
I'm not John Saxon, Buttonman. I am the chimpanzee you chose to portray him in a negative light last month.
So? I was feeling pretty froggy when I was making those cartoons. I felt like I had been aggregiously wronged and nobody cared.
"Aggregiously wronged?" Has it occurred to you that you have aggregiously wronged ME by choosing me to represent HIM in a cartoon? What if "I" feel besmirched?
Dude... you are a cartoon chimpanzee who briefly portrayed a cartoon Professional Wrestler. You picked up your paycheck. Get over it.
We'll see what PETA has to say about this.