The Wrestling Life # 204

Author: Buttonman

Date: November 3, 2006

by Buttonman
11-03-06
My name is Dirk Diamond. I'm a Private Investigator working for PETA (People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals). I'm here about the monkey.
What the hell does PETA have to do with cartoon chimpanzees anyhow?
It's a matter of respect. You besmirched Elmo's reputation by holding him up to ridicule in front of the whole wrestling community.
That's not true. He was merely being used as a SYMBOL to besmirch a member of the wrestling community who not coincidentally is also a character as well.
Nonetheless, I still have to shoot you.
Ahhh. Wasn't the RABBIT supposed to do that?