The Wrestling Life # 220

Author: Buttonman

Date: May 29, 2007

by Buttonman
5-29-07
At Ultimate Wrestling Headquarters, near the IHOP on the West Side ...
Boss, I don't understand why I gotta wear this disguise. Fans LOVE me. Can't I just be myself?
Because Ultimate Wrestling is a COLORFUL show, Fabian, with lights sound and a "Bunnyman."
You know, I could turn this gimmick into more star power than John Saxon!
Now Fabian, just relax. Remember what The Rock said, "Know Your Role."
It's not what you think folks. A sperm whale fell on him from outer space. Now if I can just convince the Deputy.