The Wrestling Life # 222

Author: Buttonman

Date: June 6, 2007

by Buttonman
6-06-07
Hey MISTER ain't you cowboy Billy Wayne?
Why yes, small, innocent, wide-eyed young girl, I certainly am.
Ain't you a famous professional wrestler for the Alabama Wrestling Federation, scheduled to wrestle in Lucedale MS on June 8th?
Uh... yes. That's not only true, but AMAZING that you would know that.
So, uh, whatcha doin in the middle of the IRAQI DESERT?
I'm looking for my horse.