The Wrestling Life # 250

Author: Buttonman

Date: June 26, 2008

by Buttonman
6-26-08
Kris Knight wants to find a wrestling match...
Hello. My name is Kris Knight and I am a Professional Wrestler.
No you're not.
Yes I am. I was trained by Ric Flair, Triple H, John Cena and Dave Hunter.
I hate to tell you this, but 200 hours of playing wrestling on XBox does not constitute "training."
You are a big party pooper.
It has been mentioned to me in the past.