The Wrestling Life # 252

Author: Buttonman

Date: June 26, 2008

by Buttonman
6-26-08
The Pink Donkey From Hell reveals his true identity. He's Percival Pringle III and he thinks he's "special."
Excuuuuuse me for being a LEGEND!
Why? Do you really think that 30 years of playing second bannana to real wrestlers qualifies you as anything but a lump?
I'll have you to know that I know everyone in professional Wrestling from Vince McMahon to the Janitor at Madison Square gardens. I'm a legend, dammit!
In your own mind, maybe. You are a joke. A running gag. You don't see Lou Albano running around crying "I'm a legend! Gotta Love me," do ya?
You're still mad because just for spite I destroyed your property and got an entire promotion kicked out of their arena, all while drunk on my ass.
Damn skippy I am. I hate having to deal with drunks. Give Bill W. a call. Then talk to me about being a "legend."