The Wrestling Life # 299

Author: Buttonman

Date: July 1, 2009

by Buttonman
7-01-09
So you've come all the way over here to Happy Acres to get me to invest in your new wrestling company?
That's correct, Mr. Mongo. Just give me $10,000 and I will make it disappear so fast you will be surprised!
Why should I invest in a wrestling promoter who has less experience than Michael Jackson has at being dead?
Because I am cute and lovable?
That might work if I was gay.