The Wrestling Life #303

Author: Buttonman

Date: July 4, 2009

by Buttonman
7-04-09
The future promoter seeks advice from an existing promoter . . .
I hear you are looking for advice about your upcoming career as a wrestling promoter.
I would love to benefit from your experience, Mr. Angel. What can you tell me?
It's simple actually. Just buy a ring, find a place where no one else is wrestling, rent a building and prepare to lose your life's savings.
Wasn't there something about hot dogs?
Oh yeah. ONIONS. Always have onions for your hot dogs. You can't believe the bad publicity from not having ONIONS!
Onions. Got it.