Toon Town # 15

Author: Buttonman

Date: February 21, 2010

by Buttonman
2-21-10
We're being forgotton. There's not enough relevancy here on the Enterprise anymore. People are abandoning us for more edgy stuff like "Family Guy."
Well, Captain, what if we do a "Down's Syndrome" gag and get on National TV?
That might work, or we could beam down supplies to earthquake victims in Hati. Lot of publicity to be had there.
OR. . . a Red Shirt could crash a shuttlecraft into an IRS building. Nobody likes the IRS.
Great idea. SECURITY, Kirk here. Send an Away Team to Shuttle Bay 3 and make sure one of them has a pilot's license.
I'll be in my cabin working on my plausible deniability speech.