The Wrestling Life # 312

Author: Buttonman

Date: September 2, 2010

by Buttonman
9-02-10
Drag Queens, insane professional wrestlers who want to kill me, and now a cyberstalker named Hank. This is all YOUR fault!
How is it my fault. I am an icon of tolerance and patience, a symbol of innocent wrestling fandom.
Not true. You are a puppet for the Buttonman, one of the most prolific troublemakers in all of professional wrestling.
Dude, you just said "prolific."
See what I mean? It's Buttonman! He's typing dialog and making me seem smarter than I am. I can't TAKE IT! He is a fiend, I tell ya!
Man, you should chill. They make a pill for that, you know.