The Wrestling Life #326

Author: Buttonman

Date: September 29, 2010

by Buttonman
9-29-10
Hunny Bunny, my name is Wendy G. I know you, You're Steve From Chicago, the Jerry Springer guy. Luv the goatee.
What can I do for you Ms Wendy? Take your coat? Pull out a chair? I'm an "Old School Gentleman."
Well, Sweetums, truth be told, I'm looking for a place to wrestle. You see, I am actually a guy, dressed like a gal and people are sooo prejudiced . . .
You're a . . . guy?
That's right, my vanilla-flavored bodyguard. Completely equipped and ready to rassle.
You need to talk with Shane Misery. He's a booker. I'll see if I can find him. He's in Loxley, Alabama, I think . . .