The Wrestling Life # 338

Author: Buttonman

Date: October 16, 2010

by Buttonman
10-16-10
A scout from South Florida Wrestling visits Kris Knight. . .
So, Mr. Knight, I presume you got my email concerning your upcoming training in South Florida.
Oh, absolutely! I am ready to leave right now and begin my career as a superstar.
Well, fine. There's just a few things we have to clear up and then we'll get your papers signed and your training started.
Clear up? Like what? I mean - what's to clear up. I am the best wrestler on the panhandle. I beat my brother and I made faces at the Medic . . .
Ahhh, ok. I need a check for $8,000 in advance to pay for your one hour lesson with Jake The Snake Roberts and we need a background check to make sure you're ok with the Mafia and . . .
I'll be in touch! Watch for me on the message board . . .