All comics by Byren

 

by Byren
1-15-03
B...r...a...i...n....s
What? Is there summit on my shirt?

 

by Byren
1-15-03
What the hell do you want, pal?
Don't you know who I am?
...!
^.^
GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!

 

by Byren
1-16-03
Just WHAT were you thinking?!
what? it wasn't like a few of those kids didn't DESERVE bombs in their presents!
...
So the whole world hates santa, it's no big deal!
So where are you going now?
I hear little billy was a bad boy this year...

 

by Byren
1-16-03
So, you're saying I'm in the next lord of the rings movie? so this must be the set right?
Oh yes...
It's called "Retun of the 50ft walrus"
LIAR!

 

by Byren
1-16-03
Some 50,000 feet in the air...
YOU again!!
Oh, hey sir!
so this was your doing?
Billy tried to flee the country
...Why did I ever hire you?
I believe it was that bribe...

 

by Byren
1-16-03
After a long fall to the ground...
Hmm...Sir seems to have gone...well..it WAS a pretty large drop...and considering is weight and all-
Hey..ern't you that guy...
BILLY! you forgot your present!
The chase just makes it all the sweeter! ^.^

 

by Byren
1-16-03
Urrgh...where the f\/ck am I?
hey you, where am I?
Hey, the author doesn't know everything you know...
Argh! no!
This'll teach you to ask questions!!

 

by Byren
1-16-03
Poor billy...
awww...now I'm bored
Poor, poor billy
huh?
Holy shit! lock your doors!!
Sweet!
Sweet!

 

by Byren
1-16-03
Byren...enjoying a quiet night in when the doorbell rings...
And now...15 hours of lesbians!
Woo hoo!
Hello there...rumour is, you're watching naughty things on TV...bad things come to bad people...
Urrm..no I'm not..infact, I'm watching a documentary about turd!
Why oh why does this only ever happen to me...

 

by Byren
1-17-03
Right..gotta fix this first...
Ok...now for re-drawing myself...
Argh...I never was a good drawer..

 

by Byren
1-17-03
Hey!! weren't you just a stick man!? WTF just happened?!
It's called a plot hole, get over it
Oooo, you are SO dead!
Yeah, whatever. well, you asked for it!
Argh!
Ahh, the uses of magic...

 

by Byren
1-17-03
hey dude, what about the other elf?
Ahhh, I'm sure another plot hole will take care of him....
The second elf is chuckling quietly to himself when he hears a sound from above...
Heh heh heh...eh?
look out below!!
THUD!!!!
Ooo! Squishy!

 

by Byren
1-20-03
DESTROY, DESTROY!
But wouldn't you rather have a present from santa?
Well....
Here you go!
Ahhh, it's all too easy...

 

by Byren
2-12-04
Do you like police men?
Not really
How about Pirates?!
...Kinda...

 

by Byren
2-12-04
Hey Jim, what's bothering you?
Everyone I talk to seems to die for some reason...So don't make me talk, kay?
Oh ffs Jim, you bastard!!
Oh, sorry buddy

 

by Byren
2-12-04
55 rings...56 rings...
RING RING
RING RING
...57- Oh, what's this!?
RING- *BOOM*
BLAM!
Aliens have landed!
These earthlings aint so tough...

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