Poison can. by C0mplet04-12-03 So, that WAS non-toxic, ya? ..... Taste Bwahahahah! Verdicts in: Toxic. .... .....
Washrooms. by C0mplet04-13-03 Ay. Yeah, dude I hate public washrooms I'm afraid to do it in my house. Guess that what happens with dirts? That's a shame.
X-Mas letter by C0mplet04-13-03 ??? That bastard Im going to cut that bastard, Santa can't do this to me, he is so dead!
White Boy. by C0mplet04-13-03 Am... Hmm? Am-I It happens to the best of us. Am I suppose to use the wang?
I shot him. by C0mplet04-13-03 So, then I got my gun and shot him. Just before the beautiful star could light...I shot it. Mmm.....Turkey.
Outside, hsst. by C0mplet04-13-03 ...Ok. Here, it's the paper....letterized. Why'd they call me gay!?! I knew the outside would cost me.
The fight club! by C0mplet04-13-03 COME ON!!! I CAN TAKE YOU! LET'S DO THIS! ....Now, I'm having my doubts. Well LA DI DA! What the hell!
00000001 by C0mplet04-13-03 Yo know they call it a public bench for a reason. Lame. So your those asians every one is talking about. Is this about SARS? I need to make sure the witch doesn't see me with him. I feel I'm a person snow guy.
Always alone. by C0mplet04-13-03 Hey, my name is Rob Hall, I come before you today in shorts, not capris. I wear my hat backwards, not sideways. I.....I....I dislike americans. Why am I always alone when that happens?
Self-destruct. by C0mplet04-13-03 So it's a battle of wit is it? ..........Here I go. ...Well, I'll be.
Shut your face. by C0mplet04-13-03 Applause! We have a great show tonight, we have the star "farmer" from the movie "Shut Your Face." Wow, talk about a star, what a star. Yeah....Shut your face.
Hardcore Party, Hardcore Friends. by C0mplet04-13-03 HardcoreParty! Man! Can I talk to Phil please, this is urgent! Suuuuure man, I'll take you to Phil. Take you like a fox! What are you not doing holding down the stronghold. Cut the crap Phil, this is more important then our silly LoTR shiz. .....FFX-2 is good.
Reddy Tries. by C0mplet04-13-03 We're here with "man in can"? What do you have to say for yourself? That's man IN a can to you. God damnit what a waste. Your progamming is noob. END COMMUNICATION You..you know you got a stain on your----
It's a forum life. by C0mplet04-13-03 Man these forum members are way out there, like they aren't on earth our something. It's like they just want to vent anger. * * * * * joins forums * * * * * Think that's bad.......one of them stole my thong.
Outside! Hsst! by C0mplet04-13-03 .....Ok Here...It's the paper, letterized. Why'd they call me gay? I knew the outside would cost me.
USA's Lottery. by C0mplet04-14-03 Yo! Hello, Mr. President. How's the lottery? You mean the war on Iraq? Precisely.
Happens too often. by C0mplet04-14-03 Man, that bastard. I swear I shot him 11 times in the head!! Sorry no time to listen, I'm tracking down this lady I saw yesterday on HotOrNot. Reeeeeally? Yeah man. !!! Just joking! I'm the bastard your playing agaisnt!
Hot in herre. by C0mplet04-14-03 It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes. Phh, Rap. God damnit! Hm? It was the song...wasn't it? Indeed.
Lights, Camera, Action. by C0mplet04-14-03 Lights, Camera, Action. Wow Sarah you look great what do you do? That is true Kara, it's this new blend by Loreal. Great pose. I swear that takes 7 years off Sarah! Really Kara? It says 6 on the box. Roll Playback Really Sarah. No joke! Oh you.
Computer language. by C0mplet04-15-03 Man, just dumped that bitch Kim. LOL! D-did you just say L-O-L?
'Jason' will do it to you. by C0mplet04-15-03 Hey! Hey hey! Just watched 'Jason' Damn.....you What did I miss? Nadda.
Big Screen T.V. by C0mplet04-15-03 Hellllllo Hellllllllllo!! Come....come. So, turn on your new big screen. Indeed.
Guess what!?! by C0mplet04-16-03 Hey. Hey! Guess what? What!?! Don't you hate it when it's damn stupid. My nike sign is backwards.
Children's Play by C0mplet04-16-03 Guess what. What. CHICKEN butt! Guess who. I don't get it. Chicken Poo.
Elf knows no bounds. by C0mplet04-18-03 Package for Mr. Hall, Bahahahha Cool, thanks. Bahahahhahah! Awesome, a Rocket!
Easter Bunny by C0mplet04-18-03 What's the deal with the Easter Bunny? I dunno. I mean, it doesn't carry as much rep as Santa or the Elves. Is there a little bunny in you?
Did Hitler ever change? by C0mplet04-18-03 My peeps and I, are having a helluva 'Risk' battle. Hella good? Helllllla When was the last time you changed? Did Hitler ever change? .....
Out of Kings book. by C0mplet02-29-04 Is it true that Mackenzie King got advice from his dog? Yessum Let's hope Bush takes a page out of Kings book.
Cigarettes by C0mplet02-29-04 Hey little girls, do you know what I am? Well, I sure do. Your cancer and a bitch for my health. Nope, your wrong. I am a cigarette
Blind dates by C0mplet03-01-04 I hope my blind date doesn't suck. Hello. Oh dear god. I perform an EXTREMELY wide variety of functions I love blind dates.
It's something me and you would do. by C0mplet03-02-04 Ah, your here my fellow Ebayer So what are we doing tonight? Shut up.
Chico Sanchez, The Infamous Pink Parrot by C0mplet08-13-04 A nightly talk to Chico Sanchez, The Pink Parrot. I try so hard in life to meet people, and get along with them. To just get my way through it all. You know? God, I wish I wasn't blind, Chico. I am SO desperately lonely.
The plan that was never enabled. by C0mplet08-13-04 Are you sure this is going to work? Well, it was YOUR idea. It'll all be in the explanation. But you already explained it, I was wondering if it-- You just leave that to me. God!
I'm loving it. by C0mplet08-18-04 Yeah, I'll take two smiles...Those are free right? With a side order of water. It's definitely hard to take me seriously, because I look like such a faggot.
Astronauts, the ones we love. by C0mplet08-31-04 Yeah, so, uh...I'm off to check for leaks in the fuel lines. Huh? I'm uh....going outside of the ship, I need you to open the door for when I get back. Yeah, ok, just put it back when you're done with it. You're so lucky to have flown without a partner. At least they gave you enough air for the return trip.