Pick up lines, gone horribly horribly wrong.

Author: CAPTAINTHEAWESOME

Date: April 1, 2004

I'm afraid I'm going to have to apprehend you, Katelyn
Why? For What? What did I do?
You're under arrest for stealing my heart.
Wait. What the hell is going on here?
Moments aftair Katelyn slaps me...
Does that ever work?
No, no it doesn't And now, if you'll excuse me...I'm going to cry myself to sleep. Good day.