It only comes once a year...

Author: CAPTAINTHEAWESOME

Date: April 8, 2004

Guys, it's Julie's birthday, and I really think we should do something meaningful for her. Ya know, give her a bowling ball or take her to a strip club or something. What do you think, Boris?
I think that's an EXCELLENT IDEA!
What do you think, Manuel?
Oh, I already know what I'm getting her, it's gonna be the best gift ever...
It's gonna be a Polish prostitute.
WHAT!?!?!? You're getting her Tommy?!?!