Listen up...And I shall tell you the story of Nicole

Author: CAPTAINTHEAWESOME

Date: April 21, 2004

Sit back children, and I'll tell you a tale of lore...
In a time, when most people were 50 percent body fat, Nicole was only 25.
In a time when most people were 4 foot 6, Nicole was nearly 5 feet
In a time when most people were so light-skinned, the sun shone right through them...Nicole had the tiniest bit of tone to her skin.
Ahh Nicole...
She's the perfect combination of easy-ness to make fun of and inability to beat me up.