This is how I pass my time. I'm a sad sad man.

Author: CAPTAINTHEAWESOME

Date: May 4, 2004

Hey Peris, you know how I said that one time that life would be so much better if there were more explosions?
Yes, I do happen to remember your constant pummeling of me with that alleged fact.
Whatever. Check out the background! It's more explosions!
Hmm. So what does that make you now, Pyro-Super-Explosio-Nathan?
Actually, I prefer to think of myself as Sylvester Stallone in "Demolition Man"
Of course you do...