If you can't make it funny in 3 panels, don't make it...pt.1

Author: CAPTAINTHEAWESOME

Date: January 23, 2005

Once Upon a Time in China. Once Upon a Time in Mexico. What do they have in common besides bad acting and inconsequential action scenes? The name! Now, introducing the newest "Once Upon..." movie...
Destined to be the greatest of all, introducing...ONCE UPON A TIME IN CANADIA! Starring the most famous Candadian acting talents of all time...Michael J. Fox...
...and...Natasha Henstridge? Seriously? Natasha Henstridge? Is that the best Canada can do? First, Sum 41, and now Natasha Henstridge. Wow. They suck, eh?